A standard garage is a cemetery for the mundane. It holds half-empty paint cans, tangled garden hoses, a bicycle with a flat tire, and oil stains on grey concrete. In 2017, a specific garage in California held a sports car. It was sleek, painted a deep midnight cherry, and belonged to a man who grew tired of Earth’s gravity.
Most people leave their old cars to rust, or they sell them on digital marketplaces to strangers who haggle over the price of brake pads. Elon Musk chose a different retirement plan for his personal Tesla Roadster. He strapped it to the top of a Falcon Heavy rocket and shot it into the black void of space. Also making headlines in this space: The Real Reason China is Deploying Modified Tail Fin Missiles Near Taiwan.
It sounds like the ultimate billionaire stunt. It was. But beneath the spectacle lies a strange, quiet reality that stretches far beyond the lifespan of the human race.
The Ghost in the Machine
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Out past the orbit of Mars, the sports car drifts. Inside sits Starman, a mannequin dressed in a full SpaceX spacesuit, one hand resting permanently on the steering wheel. The radio, before its battery died days into the mission, was programmed to loop David Bowie’s "Life on Mars?" on repeat into the vacuum.
There is no sound in space. The music played only as electronic signals inside the dashboard, a private concert for an audience of absolute zero.
When the car left the atmosphere in February 2018, it carried a few Easter eggs. A toy model of the car sat on the dashboard, complete with its own tiny Starman. A copy of Douglas Adams’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy rested in the glove box, alongside a symbolic sign on the screen that read: DON'T PANIC. Engraved on a circuit board beneath the frame is a simple phrase: "Made on Earth by humans."
It is easy to look at this as pure marketing. The images beamed back during those first few hours were breathtaking—the bright blue curve of Earth reflecting off the polished red hood of a consumer vehicle. It bridged the gap between science fiction and consumer culture.
But look closer at what is actually happening out there right now.
Ten Million Years of Solitude
Space is not empty. It is a slow-motion demolition derby.
Astrophysicists tracked the trajectory of the Roadster, calculating where this piece of American manufacturing will end up. Musk noted that the vehicle would orbit the sun for an estimated 10 million years. Think about that timeline. Ten million years ago, human beings did not exist. The ancestors of modern primates were just beginning to walk through the forests of Africa.
We are looking at an object that will outlast our cities, our languages, and perhaps our species.
Yet, the car will not remain pristine. The vacuum of space is a harsh custodian. Consider what happens next to an object exposed to the unfiltered wrath of a star. The sun emits a constant stream of solar radiation and harsh ultraviolet light. On Earth, our atmosphere shields us, keeping our car paint from fading too quickly and our plastics from crumbling.
In the deep desert of space, that protection is gone.
The midnight cherry paint is likely already gone, bleached into a dull, chalky grey. The leather seats, the rubber tires, and the carbon fiber body panels are held together by organic bonds—carbon-to-carbon links that act like glue. UV radiation acts like a microscopic pair of scissors, snipping those bonds one by one. Over centuries, the soft components of the car will degrade into a cloud of dust, leaving behind a naked aluminum frame and the glass windshield, drifting like a skeletal remains of the twenty-first century.
Then there are the micrometeorites. Small pebbles and dust particles, traveling at tens of thousands of miles per hour, pepper the vehicle constantly. It is a slow, relentless sanding process. The car is being systematically erased by the universe it sought to explore.
The Mathematical Odds of a Crash
Nothing stays in place forever. The Roadster is locked in an elliptical orbit that takes it past Mars, then swings it back down toward Earth’s path around the sun. It is a cosmic dance, but the partners are clumsy.
Researchers at the University of Toronto ran complex orbital simulations to find out how the story ends. They didn't just look at the next few decades; they projected the math forward for millions of years, calculated through chaotic gravitational tugs from Earth, Mars, and Venus.
The data reveals a definitive truth. The car is destined to come home, though not to a garage.
The simulations show that the Roadster has roughly a six percent chance of colliding with Earth within the next one million years. Bump that timeline up to tens of millions of years, and the probability rises to about eleven percent. Venus is the next most likely destination.
Imagine a distant future. Perhaps humans have colonized other worlds, or perhaps we have vanished entirely. A streak of fire lights up the night sky over a changing Earth. A stray piece of space debris burns up in the upper atmosphere, a brief spark of light unnoticed by whatever creatures inhabit the planet.
That spark could be the final remains of a bumper, a steering wheel, or a piece of an engine block that once sat in a garage in California.
The Monument to Excess and Wonder
We live in an era of practical space flight. Satellites are launched to track weather, provide internet to remote villages, and spy on geopolitical rivals. Every ounce of payload is calculated down to the gram, optimized for utility and profit.
The Roadster defies that logic. It is entirely useless.
It carries no scientific instruments. It beams back no data about cosmic rays or solar winds. It is a two-ton piece of litter or a priceless piece of modern art, depending entirely on your perspective.
It represents the peak of human hubris—the idea that we can throw our consumer goods into the celestial heavens just because we possess the mechanical leverage to do so. It is a monument to the billionaires who view the solar system as a personal playground.
Yet, it is difficult to look at the photos of Starman against the blackness of space without feeling a strange sense of wonder.
Humans have always left markers to say, We were here. We painted hands on cave walls in France. We built massive stone pyramids in the Egyptian desert. We left boots and flags on the grey dust of the moon. The Roadster is simply the modern iteration of that same primal urge. It is a loud, brash, mechanical shout into the dark.
The car continues its silent journey. It is currently hundreds of millions of miles away from us, moving at speeds that would break any earthly radar gun. It doesn't care about stock prices, corporate earnings, or the shifting politics of the planet it left behind.
It is just a machine that used to live in a garage, running an endless errand through the stars.
